- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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