Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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