saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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