- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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