- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Worms don't like apples.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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