- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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