Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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