- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

I'm so punny.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Sloths

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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