- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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