whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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