Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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