Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Asians.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Neither have I

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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