Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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