why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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