How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why? Why not?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Anti Joke

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