- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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