- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

your face

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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