What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Your adopted

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

National security?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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