Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

I was watching Fox news.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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