Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

PENIS

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

New mission: refuse this mission

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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