Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Justin Bieber

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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