what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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