Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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