I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Cheese

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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