- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

why did you poop because you are a poop

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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