How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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hi

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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