What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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