- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Do the roar!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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