- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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