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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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