Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What's worse than this That :(

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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