What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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deez nuts

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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