- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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