- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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