- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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