What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Anti Joke

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