- Anti Joke

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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