- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Tim likes girls

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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