Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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