Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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