What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

how much fish could a chicken

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

I'm so punny.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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