What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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