What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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