Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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nolan is gay

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Anti Joke

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