- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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