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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

No soap radio

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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