- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

I enjoy Popcorn

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

outside your comfort zone

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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