- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mooses

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Pickles

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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