why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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I C U P White stuff

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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