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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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