- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

womens rights.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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