- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is 9+10? 19

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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