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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

your mama so old, shes dead.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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