Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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