- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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