- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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