- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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