- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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