- Anti Joke

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage