- Anti Joke

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

im not black, im Joseph Kony

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.