- Anti Joke

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

you know whats not funny white boards.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.