- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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