- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What fires shots? A gun

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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