- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Two planes walk into an office building

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Massie is a fatass

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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