- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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