Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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