- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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