- Anti Joke

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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