- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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