"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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im telling maguire

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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i like turtles

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Anti Joke

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