- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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