- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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