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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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